Embarassing Moments.......

We go about our daily lives.... facing all the difficulties and frustrations. Sometimes, some things happen in the most peculiar moments, mostly funny but definitely embarsassing.. hehe! Here are some of those precious moments...... either through my own experience or told by my friends...

Biggest Loser

A friend of ours has always been trying to lose weight. Although we usually don't see much of a difference, he always insisted that he had lost a kilo or two. But just to humour him, we smiled politely and said, `Oh, I see....' One day, he decided to go that extra mile and appeared in his skinny jeans. We were so happy that his efforts finally paid off..... and one friend said, `Wow! Let's go celebrate!' After a hearty lunch, we walked to a supermarket.... and in front of a whole crowd, his skinny jeans burst open! Yes, buttons, zips and all! So much for his weight loss!

Nyonya Cakes

There was a group of friends who went out to a mammak stall and had teh-tarik there. One of the guys, ate a piece of nyonya cake. And while they were talking and laughing, one of the girls noticed something. She asked the guy who ate the cake, `Oh no, isn't that painful?' The guy asked, `Why ?' `Your teeth is stuck on the cake!' Apparently it was his denture.

Donation

Tim got a call that his grandma was very sick. So, he took the day off and rushed back to his hometown. Then John, his good friend called the office and the office told him that Tim was on emergency leave and his grandma was hospitalised. The next day, John was supposed to leave town and was afraid that he could not come back in time for the funeral and so, he went to Tim's house.

When John arrived at the house, it was dark and gloomy. He thought to himself, `Oh dear, the body is not in the coffin yet...' He didn't want to make a fuss and knocked at the door. Tim's sister appeared, eyes red and rubbing her nose with a tissue. So, John asked, `Where's Tim?' The sister answered, `He's making chicken curry' John said, `What? At this time he wants to make chicken curry? Anyway, I am rushing off to KL, can you just pass this donation money to Tim ? It's for the funeral expenses.'

The sister looked at his, surprised. `Huh ??? So fast ? Like this also can ar ?'

John insisted, `Aiyar... by the time you guys get everything ready, it should be just right. You can just write it for me la.... I have to leave for KL now!' `Er...er.......ok lor!' The sister still looked a bit confused but accepted the money anyway.

That night, Tim called John. `Hey, my sister told me you dropped by. What's the money for ?' `It's for the funeral expenses la.', John answered.

`And of all times, why do you still want to cook chicken curry?'
Tim answered, `Funeral expenses ? Why ?'
`It's for your grandma's funeral expenses, dumb ass!', answered John, trying to keep his cool.

`She's not dead yet la.....she's recuperating in the hospital'
`Huh ? Then why is your sister crying?'
`Oh...She wasn't crying, she's got flu'


Come back for more of such moments....... and if you have some embarassing moments you want to share, do let me know......